Posts Tagged ‘Day’

Here is another corporate American holiday I love. St. Patrick’s day was the day St. Patrick died, St. Patrick wore blue, and he was BRITISH. So the entire holiday most Americans know is a LIE! But corporate America created it, just like they created Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. It is a reason for people to drink excess amounts of alcohol. It also gives Irish people to drink even MOAR! It also means people can eat the lovely Jewish meal of corn beef and cabbage, which is not Irish! I ALSO LOVE THE IRRELEVANT PARADES! YAY!!!! LOOK AT THE SHAMROCKS!!! THEY GIVE SO MUCH LUCK CAUSE THEY ARE CLOVERS!! No wonder people drink so much on this day…

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So in October I got a guitar for my birthday… since then I have been taking lessons. Green Day is my favorite Band and I have been learning most of their stuff. Here is a song titled “No Pride” on their Album Insomniac Released in 1995. Its a pretty easy song considering its all power chords. The Quality is Bad cause i recorded it live on a video chat with a friend but it still gets the image and sound across. So this is a little extra video you wont see on YouTube! I’ll Put the Tab Below:

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So today I woke up at noon like I always do and I got a call from walter. He told me he was at the animal shelter looking at puppies for no apparent reason and I was like OMG i am going to the animal shelter too because I was getting another dog! And we were OMG this is so awesome. This was the start of the randomness. So I go there and him and his cousins were there. Walter’s cousins are from Connecticut and it was also really random for them to be there. I looked at puppies for like 5 seconds with Walter and his cousins. (We will refer to them as british kid (Cause one sounds British but he’s not) and diarrhea boy (you will find out soon why)). Then diarrhea boy was like let’s get some chinese food. And i was said okay. But they were on their bikes and I came in a car. But randomly out of no where my dad was said, “Oh your bike is in the back of the car”. And i said HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE MY BIKE!!! SO we rode our bikes to the chinese food place and me and Walter and diarrhea boy all go inside. But British kid biked to another chinese food restaurant Read the rest of this entry »

Steve and Kevin are back! It is Leap Day!!! Once every 4 years!!! and it is Steve and Kevin’s Birthday!!! But things go wrong! NOW WATCH!!!! I think you will find it funny!