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So any one that watches MakeMeBad35 is probably familiar with Mr. Magical Giraffe. Well the other day, after I had escaped from the mental institution, I decided to go on a leisurely stroll through (insert your town’s name here). And when I enter (insert name of store here) what did I spy but… MR. MAGICAL GIRAFFE! We had a conversation about how be both hate crocodile cock, I rode him around the store like a horsie, and We put on clothes. I attempted to steal him but his keepers were quite devious. So I took some pictures with him before being found by the men in the white coats. Needless to say, I am now very popular there, due to my ability to provide Big Macs…

Every one who’s not a communist likes Mac and Cheese. But its so hard to make! And so was born the Easy Mac, just add water and heat, and you have a delicious meal that take less then 5 minutes to prepare. It gives intimidate gratification, its definitely worth a buy. You can get it at any grocery store. However you best be following the directions on the Easy Mac. If you don’t… well… I screwed up making it once… and it wasn’t cheesy, and it mad me sad…. So follow directions and enjoy!
No, I’m not talking anatomy! I’m taking energy drinks! This energy drink is called… BAWLS! It’s an amazing little drink that not only tastes great, but comes in some of the coolest bottles I’ve ever seen!
BAWLS uses Amazonian Guarana berry, which contains a natural form of caffeine nearly three times stronger than that found in traditional sodas, instead of caffeine. And the “bounce” you get as a result of BAWLS, is how it got its name.
So lets say you want to find out where someone lives. I don’t care why you want to know, whether it be to find the house of your beloved, or just to creep someone out. Well I’m going to tell use how to do this. For free. All you need is a computer with internet access, and your ready to stalk!
So once you get access to a computer, we’re going to go to www.whitepages.com. I’m not sure how your supposed to use this site properly, but I can tell you this, the site was NOT intended for what we’re gonna do!

So my local 7-11 stopped stocking caffeine shots, so I was forced to figure out how to make my own. So I’m going to share with you my adventure into the world of caffeine shot making, so that those of you who can’t get caffeine shots may experience their awesomeness!
So what I did was make a “Ranger Shot”. A ranger shot is a variation of the caffeine shot used by soldiers. What the soldier would do is take a single pack of coffee(the kind where you add it to a cup of hot water and you get a cup of coffee), and consume the contents(a packet of sugar may also be added if so desired). The soldier then drinks a small amount of water. The result is the caffeine from a cup of coffee ingested in about ten seconds. This results in a rush of energy, followed by a huge crash.



