So any one that watches MakeMeBad35 is probably familiar with Mr. Magical Giraffe. Well the other day, after I had escaped from the mental institution, I decided to go on a leisurely stroll through (insert your town’s name here). And when I enter (insert name of store here) what did I spy but… MR. MAGICAL GIRAFFE! We had a conversation about how be both hate crocodile cock, I rode him around the store like a horsie, and We put on clothes. I attempted to steal him but his keepers were quite devious. So I took some pictures with him before being found by the men in the white coats. Needless to say, I am now very popular there, due to my ability to provide Big Macs…


Did you rub his tail?