No, I’m not talking anatomy! I’m taking energy drinks! This energy drink is called… BAWLS!  It’s an amazing little drink that not only tastes great, but comes in some of the coolest bottles I’ve ever seen!

BAWLS uses Amazonian Guarana berry, which contains a natural form of caffeine nearly three times stronger than that found in traditional sodas, instead of caffeine. And the  “bounce” you get as a result of BAWLS, is how it got its name.

BAWLS comes in four flavors- Guarana, Guarana EXXTRA, Guarana Cherry, and Guarana G33k B33r. The Guarana flavor has a light, refreshing taste often compared to a citrus crème soda. Guarana EXXTRA is the same flavor as Guarana, but with 50% more “bounce” (that’s caffeine for you dumbshits who don’t get my clever use of words) ! Guarana Cherry has the same amount of caffeine as the Guarana flavor, but with a hint of cherry. And Guarana G33k B33r is root beer, with the amount of caffeine as a strong cup of coffee!

Bawls comes in some of the coolest packaging ever! That 10 ounce glass bottles have little bumps on them, giving them a really unique feel. The 16 ounce cans CHANGE COLOR! Its some really cool stuff.

So by now your all wondering,”Walter, I really wanna slurp some BAWLS! Where can I find some?” Well, if your going to slurp BAWLS, I hope your a girl, and if you go ask a guy I’m sure he could help you out. JOKING! you can find BAWLS at 7-11, Target, Amazon.com, the list goes on and on. So go get some BAWLS!

*As a side note, BAWLS is an energy drink, so the whole,”drink to much, heart explodes” thing can happen. Drink responsibly if you want, but I sure as hell won’t! Also I apologize if I offended anyone with my “BAWLS” jokes. But can you blame me? The drink is called BAWLS after all!

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