Here is a new series of blog entries i like to call… RANDOM REVIEWS IN THE APP STORE… It’s where we take a look at the intellegent people around us in the app store. In this post we will be looking at all the intelligence in the reviews for the app “Dog Whistler”. Basically I will take the god awful stupid posts and write tiny reviews of the reviews… If that makes any sense. Even better I assess the intelligence of people in the App Store. Thats simpler… So without furter adieu… I PRESENT TO YOU… this………..

Review #148: Titled “It’s Free ill take it” By Dog Whispers

It reads: “Works Great on my fish I tell him to swim and he does.”
This review is funny and creative. It has nothing to do with the app accept that the app claims to work to train dogs when it doesn’t. He says that when he tells his fish to swim it does. This is funny because fish are always swimming their entire life and they never stop. I like this review…. Moving on…

Review #230. Titled: “my story” by Cupidgirl

It reads: “WOW. I used this and I couldn’t hear it, so I put it up to my ear and turned up the volume and then my ear drum popped and started bleeding… my dog cam in and started barking but i kept it going and busted her ear drums too.. WTF IS THIS?!?!! IM DEATH IN ONE EAR NOW AND SO IS MY DOG NOW!! WTFFF!! this is a waste of 3.99$!!!! jeez don’t buy!!”
This one is funny because you know it could never happen. It makes no sense. If one of her ear drums popped then why would she keep it going and if the dog came in and both of the dogs ear drums popped why didn’t the persons other ear drum pop? And then if she said both the dogs ear drums popped how are the both deaf in one ear… and its DEAF NOT DEATH!
Review #131: Titled “My dog died!” by NikoKon

It reads: “I was messing around and played this app and when my dog heard this he barked and went crazy in circles but then he fell on his side and when we brought him to the vet he was dead! SPOT why!!! Why did this happen to you! As for the app thought, I was pretty impressed.
Well… This one is interesting. First thing I am going to say this can’t be true because you would sue the developer and apple because all you people are lawsuit happy. But if you can’t realize you killed your dog you don’t deserve to own an iPhone. And if you have to take your dog to the vet to confirm it is dead then you don’t deserve a dog. And what would happen if your dog died from something else. How long would it take until you realized it was dead. But this review made me laugh.

Review #289. Titled: “Fun” by Pothead69

It reads: “I pooped while blowing the whistle and then my dog was pottie trained”
Ummm…. Okay…. This can be interpreted in multiple ways. I just want to say this pretty inappropriate and juvenile… but it is still funny! It can mean the the person cold have been on the toilet and then he pushed the whistle and the dog saw him and as potty trained. Or it could mean that he pushed the whistle and he pooped and then his dog was potty trained. I really don’t know.
Review #28. Titled: “U will love did yo”

It reads: “White meat chicken is so good cuz I’m black and we love chicken yooooo nig”
First off this is a racist comment… It also has nothing to do with the app. And what the does the title mean. Random.
It’s fun to read reviews in the App Store you can learn how smart people are.