So today I woke up at noon like I always do and I got a call from walter. He told me he was at the animal shelter looking at puppies for no apparent reason and I was like OMG i am going to the animal shelter too because I was getting another dog! And we were OMG this is so awesome. This was the start of the randomness. So I go there and him and his cousins were there. Walter’s cousins are from Connecticut and it was also really random for them to be there. I looked at puppies for like 5 seconds with Walter and his cousins. (We will refer to them as british kid (Cause one sounds British but he’s not) and diarrhea boy (you will find out soon why)). Then diarrhea boy was like let’s get some chinese food. And i was said okay. But they were on their bikes and I came in a car. But randomly out of no where my dad was said, “Oh your bike is in the back of the car”. And i said HOLY CRAP YOU HAVE MY BIKE!!! SO we rode our bikes to the chinese food place and me and Walter and diarrhea boy all go inside. But British kid biked to another chinese food restaurant because he didn’t like the chinese food there. This was also very random. So after we order british kid comes back with his LAMEN it is lo mein this is why we refer to him as british kid cause he can’t say anything right. This is also random. Then i get my food and eat it and then we saw this weird asian drink with a marble in it. It apparently is called Ramune?!!?!? So we get like 3 bottles and drink it and then we are like how do we get the marble out??? If you are not following this here is the wikipedia about the soda: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramune. So we were done with the chinese food and we were leaving and then BAM!  Diarrhea kid was said “Guys I am not supposed to eat chinese food because I get explosive Diarrhea.” and we were like OMG WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU TELL US YOU GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA FROM CHINESE FOOD! Not even british kid his brother knew. So they had to go back to their vacation house that they own near Walter’s house that they stay in when they are on vacation. Once again random. And it was a small little cottage. But before we rush there on our bikes Diarrhea had to smash open his bottle to get the marble out. IN THE MIDDLE OF TOWN!!! So he is lightly tapping it on the curb like a wimp and then this random guy was like “HEY KID WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SMASHING GLASS!!!” Then Diarrhea gets scared and smashes the bottle and the guy was just like WTF!!. But Diarrhea kid was just like “ITS OKAY THERE’S A MARBLE INSIDE” Then the guy was “Oh okay if there is a marble inside” So when is there’s a marble on the inside a bottle a valid excuse? So Walter’s cousins invite us back to their vacation house. So we go in and we start to play xbox 360 on a TV from the 70’s. Once again… RANDOM!!! So then Diarrhea kid was like “LEMME PLAY ONE ROUND OF COD4” So he play half way through the round and then he says “I HAVE TO SHIT” and runs into the bathroom. Then we hear the loudest scream. I will reenact it in text form for you: ARAUSAFFURGEEEEEEESSEUAFUFER! Then we were silent until Diarrhea got out of the bathroom. Then he looks at us for ten seconds and says these exact words “I have to change my pants.” …Random… AND WE WERE ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING!!!! (Exuding Diarrhea of course) So a couple of hours went by and we played random xbox games. Then Walter’s aunt and uncle get home with PIZZA! I was told i was not to speak a word of the chinese food cause Diarrhea is not allowed to have it. So i was like OH SHIT am i going to get in trouble? Then Diarrhea and british kid’s mom (Walter’s aunt) said “You shouldn’t have eaten bacon this morning?” and i said to myself THANK GOD! I was spared. Then they invited me to go to the movies. Which is random because i never met them before this day so i was like who cares? Free Movie! So i was finishing my pizza and then Walter’s cousins were like let show you the house we are building next door. And then there is this ginourmous house compared to the small cottage that they were building. So they show me around and the house was really nice. And this whole house thing is pretty random. Then we had two asian soda bottles left. So Diarrhea throws one bottle off the second story balcony and it hits a swing set. We looked for the little marble for an hour in the dark …Random… AND THEN WALTER FINDS IT IN THE GRASS! So we take the marble and we bring it back to his cousins house. Then we had to go to the movie we had to see “Pink Panther 2” which I would have never seen other wise. And this was also random. But on our way there Walter decides to prank call some kid we know named charlie. Walter said something like Pink panther and hung up. Then we go the movie get our tickets, snacks, our seats. And 15 minutes into the movie charlie shows up and says “I SAID I WAS COMING!!” and then I fell on the floor and screamed! If you knew this kid charlie you would know this is Random x2! Then we watch the movie and we go back to Walter’s house (cause my parents don’t know where his cousins live?)  And I just out of a random outburst I said “can walter stay over” Randomly my parents say yes and we go back to my house and then I spend an hour writing this post. Overall it was a fun day. What was your random/awesomest day?

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